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Nigga better bring his social security card, birth certificate, parental consent form, and a fucking death waiver. I’m monitoring his heart rate, blood pressure, adrenaline levels, and I’m putting a fucking touch sensor on his ass. I wanna know if the nigga even has to use the bathroom.
^this. Gonna be a great dad yo’.
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